neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

pornoes:

i need to meet a boy who will make out with me with plastic bags on our heads in a parking lot in the middle of the night. that is true romance.

spoken-not-written:

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

I LAUGH EVERY FuCKiNG T iME i S  e eThi s

Anonymous:
You are stunning!

ellenannmary:

tHANKS PAL :D 

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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